Saturday, April 9, 2011

Dinner with my Aunt and Uncle

19:00- Dinner is ready!

19:05- High school cousin gets ready to leave the house

19:06- Aunt shouts and asks, "your girlfriend is here here to pick you up already?"

19:07- Cousin says, "yeah, gotta go now"

19:08- I say, "WHAAAAAAT?"

19:09- I complain to my aunt and uncle, "since when did he get a girlfriend!? How come he got one before me!"

19:10- Aunt and Uncle tell me how "yeu" I should feel. Even with a car and currently studying Masters degree, I am still single.

19:11- I complain that it's because the car they are lending me is not nice enough. They shoot me down saying my cousin doesn't have a car, and in addition to that he gets rides from his girlfriend.

19:13- I complain saying that my house isn't nice enough, but of course, my cousin lives in this house too. Shot down again.

19:16- My uncle tells me the whole family and extended family are all waiting on me (apparently I'm the only one who doesn't or didn't have a girlfriend before).

19:18- My aunt and uncle start making excuses for me out of sympathy, saying that maybe I don't have a girlfriend because I am too popular, thus girls are scared that I am very 'fa sum'.

19:20- My aunt starts telling me about a friend she knows whose son was healthy, gifted and talented, and just turned out to be gay recently.

19:30- My aunt asks very sincerely......

"nei hai mm hai gay ah?"




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13 comments:

  1. JorgeApril 9, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    how did you answer?

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  2. Doris TangApril 9, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    JOSES: "WHAAAAAT. SO STOOOPID. SO STOOOOPID."

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  3. b.p.April 9, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    you should've just agreed at the 花心 part and the convo would've stopped there ;)

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  4. Pastor TimApril 9, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Can I use this in my sermon some time?

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  5. GiovanniApril 9, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    He couldn't have seen "Are you gay?" was the next conclusion they stumble on.

    You should have played along and said, "Yes, I live with 4 handsome guys. We call ourselves the retirement home." Just to see their reaction. =P

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  6. comme un cerf-volantApril 10, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    "nei hai lor"

    =P

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  7. zara ♥April 11, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    aw... i actually find this kinda cute aha! please don't take it the wrong way :P

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  8. UnknownApril 11, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    I like the min-by-min documentation.
    Rooting for you. But you knew that already. ;)

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  9. p.liApril 11, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    LOLLLLLL

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  10. JellobeanApril 11, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    ahahahaa!

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  11. Alan MakApril 14, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    at lease ur aunt thinks ur healthy, gifted and talented.

    U should say that u live with 4 other such guys.

    Isn't being asian trying to be healthy, gifted and talented.

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  12. wAn_Li_sAJune 16, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    hehe i just read this.. oh josie posie. we need to talk ;)

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  13. BilyJune 16, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    gum do die nei hai mm hai ar?

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